The myth of American’s big balls goes against nature’s Law-
Tis a tale of an illusion which is the largest & strangest I ever saw-
America sheep bleat of their mighty balls of lightning and thunder-
But in reality their self deception of their balls is a gender blunder-
For tis simply impossible to have great big balls on ball-less Lucys-
Who’s Killer Jabbed bleating in fear males do in fact have giant sheep’s pussies!
The Ole Dog!