Led By “Fat Activists”, New York Considering Bill To Ban Weight Discrimination

If this proposed Fat Protection Bill passes in New York, does this mean them yankee boys have to have sex with fat chicks?

We gotta a lot of fat chicks down in South Texas also, but no one has suggested we pass a law we gotta have sex with them.

I notice them three and four hundred pound heifers usually have a baby or two hanging on them so no need for a law to get em laid!
That’s what skinny dudes and mucho cerveza is for!

But if them yankees pass a bill saying skinny boys have to have sex with fat chicks, that would also mean good looking yankee gals would have to have sex with fat dudes.

Be reverse discrimination otherwise.

When you go trying to pass a law so everyone gets laid whether they are a hog or not, gets complicated.

And what about fat trannies?
Will skinny straight guys have to have sex with fat trannies?
And if so, who gets corn holed?

And do fat straight guys have to have sex with skinny trannies?
And if so who gets corn holed?

Haven’t them New Yorkers ever heard of Seventh Avenue?
Anyone with twenty bucks can get laid there!
No need to go passing complicated laws when there are already simple solutions.

If that don’t work for everyone, just pass out lots of free beer.

I hear Budweiser has a lot of beer they are having trouble selling.

The Ole Dog!

One thought on “Led By “Fat Activists”, New York Considering Bill To Ban Weight Discrimination

  1. Lewie Paine says:

    I’ll see your 400 pounds and raise you another 200.

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