HANDS ALL OVER LITTLE GIRLS BIDEN
When ol Hands was born the wise ones tried to find for him a slot-
In the scheme of things, a reason to be so that he was not-
An abomination to the sight and nostrils of his fellow man-
But after much searching and councils of the learned ones of the land-
It was decided as Hands was born without a soul-
Being an evil fuck up would be his trade and goal!
The Ole Dog!