HELLO HOUSTAN!
WE HAVE ONE BIG ASSED PROBLEM!!
A few months back Me First Onto The Lifeboats Cancun Cruz
AS THE Occupied Republic of Texas ship the TEXAS GOES DOWN, SCALAWAG SHIP’S OFFICER CRUZ TAKES THE FIRST LIFEBOAT FOR HIMSELF,HIS LUGGAGE AND PLENTY OF BLANKETS TO KEEP HIS CHAMPAGNE FROM FREEZING, AND PADDLES OFF TO A TROPICAL ISLAND, LEAVING DYING CHILDREN AND WOMEN BEHIND TO DROWN IN THE FREEZING WATER.
was screaming for poor American kids in the US military to go to Ukraine to kill Russians while dying themselves.
As Me First Cruz seemed so passionate for war with Russia I felt sure he would want to take point with the first Americans into the killing fields.
As I was aware Me First Cruz had never served in the military so had no experience, I volunteered to teach him how to use an M-16 and even give him an extra M-16 bayonet I have laying around.
Surpassingly I never heard back from him.
I am sure it is just an oversight as he was probably too busy sipping frosted drinks in Cancun.
Pompusass wants war with Russia.
He likes to brag he graduated first in his class from West Point, but he never served with his ass in the grass with the military.
As all they teach in West Point nowadays is chewing rope and taking it up the ass while saying yes to politicians, I am sure he is good at chewing rope and taking it up the ass, lying, cheating, overthrowing duly elected governments and betraying his country, but I doubt he can command a squad on the killing fields with sign language while being proficient with an M-16, so I would be delighted to give him some pointers.
Perhaps he and Cancun Cruz could hook up with Hands all over little girls Biden, legs straight up in the air Harris, Putin and three of his picks from his top political whores can all square off, DC whores with M-16s, Russians with AK74s.
Say at 20 feet everyone puts their assault rifles on full auto.
When it it over, if anyone is left standing they won the war.
If they all kill each other, both Russia and America won the war!
F##k Ukraine!
I am American.
I like my cousin George Washington think real Americans should not be dying in wars which have nothing to do a benefit for America and Americans.
USA/DC is not America.
Pompusass, Cancun Cruz, Hands Biden & Legs Harris are not real Americans so their dying in a foreign war for the benefit of Rich ass holes would cause me to lose no sleep.
The Ole Dog!