Jesus the Christ said, “THOU HYPOCRITE!!!”-Five “Christian” School Officials Hid Horrific Locker Room Rape

A Midland Christian School student told officials he was attacked during baseball practice in a hazing incident. But no one went to the cops, authorities said. Five officials at a private Christian academy in Texas are facing felony charges over accusations they failed to notify authorities after a ninth-grader reported being sexually assaulted by an […]

General Turd-o To Lead Dashing Charge of Canadian Mounties on Horseback to Storm Bouncy Castle

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police have descended upon the Ottawa protests, readying their noble steeds to charge upon the outer walls of an inflatable yellow bouncy castle. “For weeks now, we have laid siege to the so-called ‘Princess Castle’, but the rubber walls refuse to yield,” said police chief Jacques DuBois. “Our dear Prime Minister […]

Mossad Jeffrey Epstein’s pimp Jean-Luc Brunel dies in prison ‘suicide’:

AND THE WHEELS ON THE RATSCHILD’S BUS GOES BUMP-BUMP-BUMP, BUMP-BUMP-BUMP, BUMP-BUMP-BUMP, THE WHEELS ON THE RATSCHILD’S BUS GOES BUMP-BUMP-BUMP, ALL DAY LONG! LONG JOHN SILVER SAYS: DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES MATEY! EXCERPT FROM ARTICLE: “Death in an alleged hanging will fuel conspiracy theories around the Epstein affair after he also died in prison”. YA […]