I WAS BORN WITH ONE FOOT OVER THE LINE, DID NOT TAKE ME LONG TO GET THE OTHER ONE OVER THE LINE, AND I BEEN DANCING BACK AND FORTH ACROSS IT EVER SINCE.

Iv’e always maintained something was not illegal until they caught you doing it!

When I went into the military most folks knew me thought I would never make it cause I pretty much had always done what I wanted and told the truth no matter who it pissed off, no matter their station in life.

Two reasons I made it in the military to retirement.
I learned to use “Respectfully Sir” before I told them dumb bunny officers how the cow ate the cabbage.

The other reason can be best explained with a short story.
I volunteered with the Sea Cadets for about five years on my off time.
Got to where I had a good salad bowl of ribbons on my chest, what in the Bees was known as looking “salty”.

The kids would always ask me what this or that ribbon was for.
I had one which was a ten year good conduct medal ribbon.
When they would ask me why they gave me that one I would reply:
For not getting caught!

The Ole Dog!

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