20 Containers Packed With Sex Toys Caught in Suez Canal Traffic Jam, Media Says

DAMN!

THIS PRESENTS A HARD SITUATION!

COVID-19 BUTT PLUG


THIS COULD LEAD TO THE SPREAD OF “COVID-19” FROM LACK OF MEDICAL DEVICES!

BUT MORE EARTH SHATTERING THAN THAT!
JUST THINK!!!!!!

HUMANS MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER TILL THEY BREAK THAT SHIP LOOSE!

DAMN, THATS A HARD THING TO HANDLE!
AND ALL THIS CAUSED BY AN ELONGATED PERTURBING OBJECT SEEKING BETTER TRACTION WHILE PENETRATING A CANNAL.

DON’T SUPOSE THEY WERE TRYING OUT THEM TOYS ON THE BRIDGE AND SAID “DAMN THE TORPEDOS, FULL SPEED AHEAD”, NOW DO YOU?

The Ole Dog!
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The flow of traffic through the Suez Canal became effectively halted on 23 March when Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship, ran aground and blocked the waterway.
The nautical traffic jam in the Suez Canal, caused by container ship Ever Given, has resulted in delays for a large number of cargo vessels, including one carrying a sizeable shipment of sex toys bound for the Netherlands.

According to the Daily Star, said shipment consists of some 20 containers packed with “dildos, vibrators and male masturbators”, intended for customers of a company called EDC Retail that have already complained about their projected losses, caused by an inability to replenish the stock.

“There are more than 20 containers full of well-running items, such as vibrators, dildos and male masturbators,” Evertine Magerman, CEO of EDC Retail, said as quoted by the newspaper. “A lot of these products were sold for Christmas and Valentine’s Day, for example. There is now an extra lot on the way to restore stocks. But that is not possible now.”

MORE HARDSHIPS FROM SHIP SEEKING PENETRATION:
https://sputniknews.com/world/202103281082473542-20-containers-packed-with-sex-toys-caught-in-suez-canal-traffic-jam-media-says/

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