Waylon Jennings “The Cat House Got Me In The Dog House With You”

A WAYLON NUMBER I NEVER HEARD BEFORE.

I KIND OF IDENTIFY.
IN MY FIRST MARRIAGE WHEN THE BLOOM WAS DEFINITELY OFF THE ROSE I TOLD HER INSTEAD OF MARRYING HER, I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE WHORE HOUSE.
TOLD HER I’D GOT MORE OF IT, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN CHEAPER AND MORE THAN LIKELY OF BETTER QUALITY!

WHEN WE BUMPED INTO EACH OTHER AFTER THE DIVORCE, I TOLD HER I HAD A NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT.

SHE REPLIED, ABOUT WHAT?

TOLD HER I HAD DREAMED WE WERE STILL MARRIED.
I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A TRUTHFUL SORT.

THE OLE DOG!

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