SEE THERE, YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS CRASY WHEN I TOLD YOU USA/DC WOULD MANDATE BUTT PLUGS TO STOP THE “VIRUS” NEXT!
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If you ever needed any proof that this whole COVID pandemic is nothing more than an excuse for governments to subdue, control and screw over their populations, you need to look no further than the latest procedure that is coming your way.
It is called the COVID anal swab.
When I first heard of it, I thought it must have been some kind of joke or a meme. I did my research, however, and found out that it was indeed true. In China they are already merrily at it.
You can be sure it is only a matter of time before the anal swab makes an appearance within our shores.
The twisted absurdity of this testing protocol should be obvious at first sight. COVID-19 – they tell us – is a disease of the respiratory track caused by a strain of coronavirus. To test for the presence of organisms that cause respiratory illness, throat specimens are normally taken.
Why, then, do they now insert sticks two inches up people’s anuses to look for organisms that cause infection in the throat? As far as this writer knows, COVID-19 is the first respiratory disease for which diagnosis via anal route is sought.
The so-called “scientists” behind this travesty claim that the purpose of the test is to ensure that a person does not have COVID even when a deep nasopharyngeal swab yields no positives. Thus, even after the heavily pro-COVID skewed PCR testing of the nasopharyngeal specimen – which produces unduly large numbers of false positives – shows a person to be disease-free, they go on digging into people’s rear ends looking for the evidence of a virus whose existence they cannot even demonstrate. But what is the logic of doing this, given the fact that a person who has no coronavirus in the nose or throat cannot infect others through normal social contact?
They keep telling us that COVID-19 spreads through saliva, which is the very reason why we must wear masks. Per Wikipedia:
“COVID-19 spreads from person to person mainly through the respiratory route after an infected person coughs, sneezes, sings, talks or breathes. A new infection occurs when virus-containing particles exhaled by an infected person, either respiratory droplets or aerosols, get into the mouth, nose, or eyes of other people who are in close contact with the infected person.”
If this is so, why are they swabbing the rectums of those whose saliva specimen clearly indicate the absence of this respiratory disease?