Our Father Who art in Valhalla-
Hallowed be thy name-
Thy Kingdom Comes-
Thy Will will be done-
On this rock as it is in Asgard-
Give us our daily BBQed goat and Mead-
Deliver the Evil ones into our hands-
So we might smash them like mosquitos-
The blood sucking pedophilic scum-
Please keep the Evil off our Backs-
Until our Duty here is done-
So we might Return with Honor to Your Brilliance-
May it be below as it is Above!
The Ole Dog!