When you are a kid, girls steal your toys and candy.
When you are in your late teens, they steal your heart.
In your early twenties, you pick one and marry her, so she has stole your freedom.
For the rest of your lives together, she will steal your money and piece of mind.
Then you die, she goes to Vegas,blows it all on one roll of the dice!
Then she dies.
You are born as a free, happy, well adjusted baby boy child.
Couple years later, this little girl “child” is born!
And the whole damn thing goes into rerun!
The Ole Dog!