CORUSCANT—Journalists at Coruscant News Network, Mustafar Satellite News Broad Casting, and the Core-planets Broadcasting System have cautioned people against blaming the Empire for blowing up Alderaan. “Some innocent people were caught in the crossfire of reckless escalation,” wrote one MSNBC journalist. “It’s tragic that it had to come to his — it all could have […]
The Blood I Stained My Soul With, The blood I Ordered Others To Stain Their Souls With For American’s Sake, Was In Vain
Cowardly STUPID American Sheeple! You are the God damned sinners, and your warriors are your Jesus Christ. When one sheds the blood of another, there is a stain put upon the sheder’s Soul. And that stain must be paid for, in order to remove the stain of blood shed from the soul. Even when that […]
Top General of Task Force Iraq Defies President, Claims in Letter He’s Pulling Military Out of Iraq
Baghdad, Iraq — On Sunday, in a historic move, Iraq’s parliament voted to expel American troops from within their borders. The vote was passed unanimously as a move to expel any future death and destruction carried out by the United State’s proxy war with Iran taking place in Iraq. Instead of abiding by this sovereign […]
Butcher of the Worst Kind: The Deeper Story Behind the Soleimani Assassination
Look folks, I am not sure humanity will or should survive as a species. Most intelligent thinking people I have talked to on the subject think humanity will go extinct because of their evil bullshit and me first lifestyles. Not just the evil whores at the top of the pile in “governments” around the world. […]
New Study: US Gov’t Spent $6.4 Trillion on Military Actions in Over 80 Countries Since 9/11
A new study from the Watson Institute for International and Public Affairs at Brown University has estimated that U.S. taxpayers have spent $6.4 trillion on wars and military actions in the Middle East, Africa, and Asia since September 11, 2001. $6,400,000,000,000: Spending $1 million an hour, 24 hours a day, you wouldn’t run out of money for […]