Journalists Caution Against Blaming Empire For Blowing Up Alderaan

CORUSCANT—Journalists at Coruscant News Network, Mustafar Satellite News Broad Casting, and the Core-planets Broadcasting System have cautioned people against blaming the Empire for blowing up Alderaan. “Some innocent people were caught in the crossfire of reckless escalation,” wrote one MSNBC journalist. “It’s tragic that it had to come to his — it all could have […]

Top General of Task Force Iraq Defies President, Claims in Letter He’s Pulling Military Out of Iraq

Baghdad, Iraq — On Sunday, in a historic move, Iraq’s parliament voted to expel American troops from within their borders. The vote was passed unanimously as a move to expel any future death and destruction carried out by the United State’s proxy war with Iran taking place in Iraq. Instead of abiding by this sovereign […]

New Study: US Gov’t Spent $6.4 Trillion on Military Actions in Over 80 Countries Since 9/11

A new study from the Watson Institute for International and Public Affairs at Brown University has estimated that U.S. taxpayers have spent $6.4 trillion on wars and military actions in the Middle East, Africa, and Asia since September 11, 2001. $6,400,000,000,000: Spending $1 million an hour, 24 hours a day, you wouldn’t run out of money for […]