Abraham Admits To God He Could Not Find One Just Man In Sodom And Gomorrah On The Potomac

One day while God and Abraham were having a few horns of mead, God mentioned he was planning of destroying Sodom and Gomorrah on The Potomac for their evil.

Abraham had a soft spot for the evil city, so he asked God if he could find a thousand just humans in the den of iniquity on the Potomac, if God would spare the hell hole for children?

God:
You won’t find a thousand Human Beings there.
Maybe a thousand two legged aninmals walking around, taking bribes, raping children, starting unjust wars of evil and aggression, but you won’t find a thousand just Humans.

Abraham:
Well, how about if i find 537 just Humans in Sodom and Gomorrah on the Potomac, That’s the president, Vice President, all of congress, both houses?

God:
How much of that Mead have you knocked back?
Them baby rapers are the most evil, worst sons of bitches in that shit hole?

Abraham:
What if I find ONE JUST man in the shit hole?

God:
Ok, have at it!

Six Months Later.

God and Abraham met to knock back a few horns of mead.

God:
Find one just man in DC?

Abraham:
Nuke it!

God:
Now, lets talk about America!

The Ole Dog!

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