A Pendejo mayor of a South Texican city-
Powders and rouges the cheeks of his behind, so it will look very pretty-
To the gay knight, in purple tights and pink hair-
Who the pendejo, his behind can not wait to bare-
It has a date set up in shadows of the Stolen Park-
Without that offending Confederate Statue distracting his knight from hitting the mark-
The Meeting will come to order he says, and he sinks to his knees-
As he begs his chosen purple tighted knight, Please, Oh Hurry Please!
The Ole Dog!