A pendejoberg Stands Before the LIGHT!

A Pendejoberg stands before the LIGHT, having been struck with a bolt of lightning out of a clear blue cloudless sky!

Light:
That smell!
Hmmmm!!!!!
The Books of Balance are not favorable to you!
Not too good, looks bad on you!!!
Got anything to say for your pansy sporty ass before I send you to Hel to be BBQed like a goat over slow mesquite coals?

Pendejo:
I stole a Confederate Statue, sullied the names of real men!
They told me in DC I would be rewarded!!

The LIGHT:
And so you shall, and so you shall!

Turning to his assistant he said, call the imps of Hel!

The Ole Dog!