A pendejoberg Stands Before the LIGHT!

A Pendejoberg stands before the LIGHT, having been struck with a bolt of lightning out of a clear blue cloudless sky!

That smell!
The Books of Balance are not favorable to you!
Not too good, looks bad on you!!!
Got anything to say for your pansy sporty ass before I send you to Hel to be BBQed like a goat over slow mesquite coals?

I stole a Confederate Statue, sullied the names of real men!
They told me in DC I would be rewarded!!

And so you shall, and so you shall!

Turning to his assistant he said, call the imps of Hel!

The Ole Dog!