Al Gore Forecast There Would Be No Ice At The North Pole By 2013

AL Snake Oil Gore, said, (paraphrased) send me your currency, and I shall single-handed stave off the extinction of humanity and the polar bears both! Otherwise you will deep fry like a french fry at Micky Dee’s! Now my only question is, did he send the folks their money back? John C Carleton

Satire -Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him

WASHINGTON—Bursting through the Congressional chamber doors while moaning and clutching his shoulder, John Bolton reportedly stumbled into the Capitol building Friday claiming that he’d been shot by Iran. “Help, help, I’ve just been attacked by a large Middle Eastern country around 636,000 square miles in size,” said the national security advisor, telling those assembled that […]