IT the wayworn Cat House Thistle-
Has never known the exhilaration of the wolf whistle-
When IT burst screaming into this world-
The sight caused both breeding pair to hurl-
A childhood spent going out only at night-
So the merciful darkness could hide the sight-
Of this troll like creature from the straight line family tree in breeding-
Oh take IT as a warning which needs heeding-
Don’t marry your brothers and sisters, you mom or dad-
The end product will look like a obese buck toothed pig, and thats bad!
The Ole Dog!