NIKKI HALEY TO BE REPLACED BY BLONDE VERSION OF NIKKI HALEY-The Last American Vagabond

Seeing as I am a half assed country picker, one of the songs I sing is ‘Ride Me Down Easy’.

When I sing a song, I usually personalize it a bit.

There is a verse in the song says, “I locked horns with the devil himself”.
I sing that, “I locked horns with the Devil herself”.

And not just one either.

Engaged four times.
Married three.
Divorced two.
Shacked up once.

Got lots of experience.

The eyes are the window to the soul.
Problem is you boys looking at this devil’s teats and ass!

Take a long hard look in those eyes, you will slide a protective shield down the front of your pants, and back away, never taking your eyes off of it!

IT will; fit right in at the UN.

John Carleton

Nikki Haley To Be Replaced By Blonde Version Of Nikki Haley