There was a damn yankee carpetbagger family named Bush,
Which did America up the tush,
Generation after generation the vermin did run,
To the public trough to avoid labor in the sun,
The latest Bush parasite it seems,
Is having a damn yankee wet dream,
Of defacing the Alamo memorial to the men,
Who repulsed Santa Anna again and again!
Perhaps it’s time to deport from the Republic of Texas such shit,
And pry their rancid mouths off Texas’s public teat!