Sir, I am Here to Report the Damn yankees Looted All the Toilet Paper

But don’t worry, we have a stockpile of that worthless Not federal No reserves and Not a “bank” fiat paper backed by absolutely nothing of intrinsic value, made up out of thin air “dollars”

Alright, distribute them to the men.
Make sure I get fives and fifties.

I can Hear them printing presses cranking out the bankers relief fund of Corona dollars now!

The Ole Dog!