A Pendejo mayor of a South Texican city

A Pendejo mayor of a South Texican city-
Powders and rouges the cheeks of his behind, so it  will look very pretty-

To the gay knight, in purple tights and pink hair-
Who  the pendejo,  his behind can not wait to bare-

It has a date set up in shadows of the Stolen Park-
Without that offending Confederate Statue distracting his knight from hitting the mark-

The Meeting will come to order he says, and he sinks to his knees-
As he begs his chosen purple tighted  knight, Please, Oh Hurry Please!

The Ole Dog!