My Pissing Cup


Three evil Sons of Bitches

i have this receptacle, which holds about a cup of fluid.

It is on a shaft, driven into the ground.

In it i placed a non monetary coin, with Alexander Hamilton in it, (his usury bankers ass was never put on a US coin), several different Abe Lincoln pennies, and an Eisenhower, (i don’t like Ike), dollar coin.

Each morning, i relieve myself by pissing on their memories.
Say, how you like that lemonade Ike?

My father despised FDR.

He was not a cussing man, but he told me himself, how the day FDR had a heart attack and died while having sex with his whore, he went down town Gonzales, Texas.

Said some guy with a long face said, did you hear the president died?

My father replied, “Guess thats one way to get the son of a bitch out of office!”

FDR loved the mass murdering evil psychopath Stalin, called him “Uncle Joe”.

After researching his time in office, his selling out America to the Red Bolsheviks, the damage he did to America, turning over Eastern Europe to the evil of Russia, causing the “cold War”, i picked out seven FDR dimes, and added them to my pissing pot.

How you like that lemonade FDR you communist anti-American bastard?

John C Carleton